Back from the dead just in time for Halloween, it's the new home of the ...

A small nest of the undead in the heart of northeastern Iowa. We suck!

This page is devoted to enlightening the masses regarding the Valley CEW Vampires and is in homage to the original Valley Vampire page which could once be found here. We had hoped this link would remain active for many years to come, but suspect that the machine it was stored on died of neglect and abuse under Bonte's loving care. Contributions to this page are welcome as is any feedback you'd like to provide. For now, here's a little information about the Vampires:

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School Colors -

Arterial Red and Vericose Blue

 

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Fight Song -

Bite for a Victory! (To the tune of "The Victors," the University of Michigan Fight Song)

 

Lyrics:   Bite! For a victory Vampires, Fly! Through the murky darkness, Seduce! All! Their women and covertly drink their blood.   Bow! Down at Satan's Alter, Praise! Him for life eternal, Bite! Bite! For Valley High a nest of the undead.   (Chant section)   Run Wolves Run Bats Take Flight Bite 'Em High, Bite 'Em Low Rule The Night   (Repeat)

Click below to hear "The Victors."
About half of the file is intro and there is no chant section or repeat.

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Mascot -

Formerly "Entrails the Bat," now the more PC (and less popular) "Stellaluna the Bat"

 

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Top 10 Cheers or Encouraging Remarks Shouted From the Sidelines-

1. We Suck!
2. Bite Me!
3. Ve vant a vin!
4. Blood, blood, blood makes the turf grow!
5. Red or blue, red or blue, suck their blood!
6. Suck 'em dry, suck 'em dry, b-o-ne dry!
7. Show 'em the sun! (Wrestling)
8. What are you, a bunch of Fruit Bats? Get in there and suck some blood!
9. Knock him "down for the Count!" (Boxing)
10. Dis-em-bowl-ment (clap clap clap-clap-clap)

Ticks:

• "Spoon!"
• The Tick's Theme

Coconuts:

• Migration