Rollerballer looks to become HighRoller. More on page two ...

The News, straight from the Latin Scholar's mouth:

Cue up the Greg Kihn Band, 'cause Dave O's on Jeopardy. Baby. Got the call yesterday. Fly out the 24th of August for taping. Probably won't air until October, at which time I'll give you a reminder (if I don't get my ass handed to me, that is.) Answer to the number one question: Yes, Ken Jennings is back for this season. He may be there to crush poor Dave O, but they'll tape about 25 shows before mine, so there's a chance he could lose beforehand. Here's hoping! Won't know until I get there. Wish me luck, Dave O

I'm sure I speak for everyone in the Collective when I wish you "Good Luck!" You should be a formidable opponent given your vast knowledge of things both trivial and profound. My only regret is that now I won't get to be your "Star Trek" Phone-A-Friend Lifeline.