Starbuck recommends NOT ordering the Boot o'Cider at GZG

Starbuck's wife would probably prefer that no one let Starbuck prove that he is a complete idiot by trying to demonstrate that the last Cider-in-a-Boot experience he had was a fluke.

She would also prefer he used shorter sentences.

Beer only in das Boot, bitte!
(I know- but it's funnier that way!)

Beer is Your Friend, but Cider is Not My Friend.