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Lion eats Goat, Hacksaw is Sandman
Ok I am a 50, a 4, a leo, and a goat
Talk about annoying, not like I've cornered the market or anything but I guess it is time to get my palm read and my charts done 'cause according to these I am a fairly annoying stubborn pile of humanity. Oddly enough I have taken the Dr. Phil test before and been above 50. I don't think I'm volatile! I SAID I AM NOT VOLATILE!!!!
Ok I see something of myself in the 1s, 4s, 5s, 7s, 8s and 9s. I refuse to be locked into the 4s.
So the thing you have to ask yourself, punk...Am I an obnoxios selfimportant megalomaniac with delusions of godhood that is completly unyielding in opinion and thought? I am not and I am right damn it!
By the way the Church of Ken is looking for acolytes, neophytes and apostlyte (because apostles can be so heavy, man). Entering the service of Kendom could be rewarding but probably not.
The Holy word of Ken, the Kentra, has not yet been written and is not likely to be. In the words of one of the devout, paraphrased because Ken has other things to worry about. "The beauty of the Kentra is that it is an ever changing and based on the texture of the moment." Even writing this much could be an excerpt of the Anecdotal Gospel of Craig.
I will be selling the franchise rights so if you are looking to be the House of Suz or the Congregation of Bill, let me know. Establishing your own religion has great tax benefits. Not to mention some pretty cool constitutional protections.
Please send 10.00USD to the foundation to enlighten the world about Ken. This is not tax deductable as I am just going to pocket the money and buy beer with it.
Ken Says Drink Beer, Eat Ribs, Up the establishment and if it feels good then it must be illegal
Ken's Results
41 TO 50 POINTS: Others see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting; someone who's constantly in the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to their head. They also see you as kind, considerate, and understanding; someone who'll always cheer them up and help them out.
# 4 - THE CONSERVATIVE! = 4's are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted to the outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and to be nice to themselves.
Leo
July 23 - August 22
Leo is the fifth Sign of the Zodiac. These folks are impossible to miss, since they love being center stage. Making an impression is Job One for Leos, and when you consider their personal magnetism, you see the job is quite easy. Leos are an ambitious lot, and their strength of purpose allows them to accomplish a great deal. The fact that these folks are also creative makes their endeavors fun for them and everyone else. It's quite common to see a Leo on stage or in Hollywood, since these folks never shy away from the limelight. They are also supremely talented and have a flair for the dramatic. Warmth and enthusiasm seems to seep from every Leo pore, making these folks a pleasure to be around. They do love pleasure!
It's the Lion which symbolizes Leos, and the king (or queen) of the jungle is a most appropriate mascot, since these folks consider themselves the rulers of their universe (and the Zodiac at that). Like Lions, Leos tend to be dignified and strong, and it is this sense of their power which allows them to get things done. A Leo on your team is a good thing, since Lions are eager to see their projects through to completion. Putting these folks at the helm is a good thing, too, since the Leo-born are natural leaders. They may ruffle a few feathers along the way, however, since they can also be overbearing and somewhat autocratic. This may be in keeping with the Fixed Quality assigned to this Sign -- Lions are indeed opinionated and set in their ways. That said, they are well organized, idealistic and have a knack for inspiring others.
Goat ( 1919 - 1931 - 1943 - 1955 - 1967 - 1979 - 1991 )
Except for the knack of always getting off on the wrong foot with people, the Goat can be charming company. You are elegant and artistic but the first to complain about things. Put aside your pessimism and worry and try to be less dependent on material comforts. You would be best as an actor, gardener, or beachcomber. Some Goats: Rachel Carson, Michelangelo, Mark Twain, Rudolph Valentino, Barbara Walters, Orville Wright.
Sandman
| April 21, 2004
by Sandman |
