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Wisdom of the Ancients ...
... in small, dry cookies. I'm just gonna keep adding to this page, rather than making multiple entries. Find enlightenment here.
Last Update - 12/21/04, 1:00 PM
December 21, 2004
Any Love Is Good Love.
I don't think I've ever had a fortune with a built-in dramatic pause before. Or one extolling the virtues of self-love, for that matter:
October 28, 2004
Cut me some slacks, man.
ZootDaze visits the buffet and learns this:
October 28, 2004
Dinner Last Night
Well yeah, I should be able to ...
October 19, 2004
Parsnips?
Sounds like it might be some sort of euphemism of the "fix your little red wagon" variety, doesn't it? "Don't tick me off or I'll 'butter your parsnips!'"
September 21, 2004
Ancient Chinese: Enlightened Sages or Lying Liars?
You decide. More fortunes from the buffet ...
Exhibit A: ZootDaze, 9/21/04
OK. This one was from ZootDaze at lunch today. Hmm... He is talented and well-liked to the point of being stalked from time to time ...
Exhibit B: Zardoz, 9/21/04
That could be interpreted as not altogether positive. What are they trying to say here? Boy, if I didn't feel like goofing off this afternoon, I might get upset.
Septmeber 2, 2004
The Ancient Chinese Speak to Zardoz
Another eerie fortune from the buffet ...
How do they do it? I must admit, the smiley faces undermine its credibility slightly for me, but it's so incredibly accurate!
As Trogdor was quick to point out, however, with these powers come great responsibilities.
Such as the responsibility to put that iron constitution to the test this weekend. Go Hawks! Drink Beer!
August 27, 2004
Trogdor's Fortune
Click on to read some ancient wisdom from lunch today ...
A dozen or so geeks can't be wrong. Especially if they've been drinking.
| December 21, 2004
by Zardoz |
